I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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