what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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