Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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