I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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