Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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