HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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