I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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