if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it