How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT