Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand