batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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