you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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