At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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