in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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