just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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