Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
