if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.