KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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