Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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