yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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