i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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