Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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