i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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