im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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