I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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