I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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