what if I'm pregnant?
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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