You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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