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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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