I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
you will always have a special place in my vag
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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