ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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