Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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