he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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