don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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