So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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