Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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