ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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