If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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