Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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