I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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