The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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