BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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