Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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