my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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