Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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