I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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