What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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