Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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