Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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