I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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