At least make sure they are 18
Why
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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