just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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