dude i'm inner monologue high
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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