dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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