Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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