aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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