Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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