My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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