Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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